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Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
I push on pull doors because I am a human and I will not let doors tell me what to do. I have been trapped in this stairwell for 2 years but I will not submit to the pressures of door society
As attractive as you are, the angle you get when Skyping with someone on your computer isn’t anybody’s friend
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
survival of the fittest
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped