blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via kingudamu)

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

(via fruitplayer)

cometcreeps:

pristiqdelusions:

goatkult:

bless
this
post

best.

I’m reading it in that guys voice the videos are so funny look them up “True Facts”

(via gimme-some-shoogah)

officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

(via buttburglar)

fruitplayer:

ostimusic:

instrumentastrology:

Those mixed feelings you get when your barely play at all in a piece

New rule: You aren’t allowed to whine about a minimal part if you aren’t good enough to be assigned the first chair part.

Woah woah woah woah. What kind of elitist bullshit is that? Whether you’re first chair or last chair counting rests for minutes on end to play one note sucks.

fruitplayer:

ostimusic:

instrumentastrology:

Those mixed feelings you get when your barely play at all in a piece

New rule: You aren’t allowed to whine about a minimal part if you aren’t good enough to be assigned the first chair part.

Woah woah woah woah. What kind of elitist bullshit is that? Whether you’re first chair or last chair counting rests for minutes on end to play one note sucks.

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

(via agressivepizza)

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

(via halo4)

vipeur:

slowrobots:


If you don’t know about Amina or the topless jihads world wide today I suggest you get googling, Amina Tyler is a 19 year old woman who posted bare breasted photos with the slogan “My Body is My Own and Not the Source of Anyone’s Honor” on her chest. She was arrested and sentenced to “100 lashes” and being “stoned to death”. She went missing and in response FEMEN activists are staging bare cheated protests. This image displays a man kicking an activist protesting outside a mosque. WAKE UP. NUDITY IS NOT A CRIME.

the world is insane right now this is fucking insanity literally.

Shame on that man

vipeur:

slowrobots:

If you don’t know about Amina or the topless jihads world wide today I suggest you get googling, Amina Tyler is a 19 year old woman who posted bare breasted photos with the slogan “My Body is My Own and Not the Source of Anyone’s Honor” on her chest. She was arrested and sentenced to “100 lashes” and being “stoned to death”. She went missing and in response FEMEN activists are staging bare cheated protests. This image displays a man kicking an activist protesting outside a mosque. WAKE UP. NUDITY IS NOT A CRIME.

the world is insane right now this is fucking insanity literally.

Shame on that man

(via gorgeouswhiteboy)

coolscar:

somebody told me that you made a text post that looked like a text post i made in february of last year

(via gorgeouswhiteboy)

durrymuncher:

we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears

(via gorgeouswhiteboy)

cravings:

literally all the snapchat posts on tumblr

cravings:

literally all the snapchat posts on tumblr

(via gorgeouswhiteboy)

latteos:

latteos:

I just walked past someone really hot lord help me

It was a mirror. Self confidence is key kids

(via gorgeouswhiteboy)

timaeustestified:

I can’t believe this. I’ve literally ascended to a new level of online shopping. “Meggings” everybody. In case the word “leg” is too feminine for you.

timaeustestified:

I can’t believe this. I’ve literally ascended to a new level of online shopping. “Meggings” everybody. In case the word “leg” is too feminine for you.

(via gorgeouswhiteboy)

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